Checkpoint Charlebois

“Checkpoints from Quebec? The dream of my adult life has just come true! Where do I volunteer? ‘Out of the car, Mr Frenchman! What is your business in my province? Schnell!’ I live 300 yards from the French frontier, near a bridge, and they have to set up checkpoints nearby. I will be there, cheering on the Stormtroopers of the Doug Ford Reich.”

Otto Bayerische

As a Volkssturm Gefreiter in the Frewilliger Ontario Grenzeschutz, I will cheerfully take time from machine-gunning paddleboarders and kayakers to escort legitimate citizens with correct documents.