“Checkpoints from Quebec? The dream of my adult life has just come true! Where do I volunteer? ‘Out of the car, Mr Frenchman! What is your business in my province? Schnell!’ I live 300 yards from the French frontier, near a bridge, and they have to set up checkpoints nearby. I will be there, cheering on the Stormtroopers of the Doug Ford Reich.”
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Now I have no reason or excuse to get back to Ontario, as I am pleasantly stuck on the other side.
I could not have conceived of the absurdities of 2020 and 2021.
As a Volkssturm Gefreiter in the Frewilliger Ontario Grenzeschutz, I will cheerfully take time from machine-gunning paddleboarders and kayakers to escort legitimate citizens with correct documents.
Will a Canadian passport suffice? I also have a trusted traveller card from the USA.